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Comments on: Josh Olson: “I Will Not Read Your Fucking Script.” http://www.screenwriter-to-screenwriter.com/2009/09/josh-olsoni-will-not-read-your-fucking-script/ Screenwriting Tips from One Writer to Another Tue, 04 Feb 2014 05:29:04 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.4.4 By: Matt Martin http://www.screenwriter-to-screenwriter.com/2009/09/josh-olsoni-will-not-read-your-fucking-script/comment-page-1/#comment-354 Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:37:14 +0000 http://www.screenwriter-to-screenwriter.com/?p=381#comment-354 BWAHAHAHHAAHAHA! Great post, great article.

I’m not a nice guy, but I certainly play one on TV. I am such a sucker for these sob stories… “hey, could you read this and give me notes, please please please???” And I can never say no and OH THE HOURS I’ve spent shaking my head at:

INT. BEDROOM – CONTINUOUS

She lies there, having sex but not making love.

GWEN
Oh yeah, oh yeah. That’s it. Do it.

Then she realizes she doesn’t love him anymore.

FADE TO BLACK

Or

EXT. JUNGLE – EARLY MORNING, SUPER FOGGY

She comes out from behind a PALM TREE, her hands up, her MACHINE GUN hanging over her awesome CLEAVAGE.

STACEY
It’s over, Jase.

Jase throws down his RIFLE and rushes to STACEY and plants a wet one on her super hot pouty Angelina Jolie-like lips.

JASE
It hasn’t even started.

SMASH CUT TO JUNGLE LOVE

I need to learn, no. No, I won’t read your flipping script. GOT THAT, WORLD?

*sigh* unless you ask real nice or make me dinner.

HELP ME.

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